Saturday, 19 May 2012
Monday, 14 May 2012
Saturday, 12 May 2012
Friday, 11 May 2012
Wednesday, 9 May 2012
T*ngn*ng Sagot yan.
Masarap daw kausap ang mga Pilipino. Totoo naman diba? Daming tambay sa kanto nagkkwentuhan lang, mabilis kumalat ang chismis, halos lahat tayo; mahirap o mayaman ay may cellphone, at maraming nahuhumaling sa chat! Pero minsan may mga "tangnang sagot yan.." or "tangnang text yan.." moments tayo eh.. Eto ang ilan sa iba:
Q:Kumain ka na ba?
A: Busog ako..
Dapak! Nasagot niya ba ang tanung? Nakakain na ba siya kaya siya busog? o hindi pa siya kumain dahil busog pa siya?
Q: (text or tawag) Tol Gising ka ba?
A: T*#$%^ng bata to, hindi ako gising, kaluluwa ko to, tulungan mo ko binabangungot ako!
Bakit mo pa kasi itetext or itatanung kapag ikaw ay tumawag kung gising ba ang iyong kausap?? O gusto mo lang iintro na gagambalain mo siya kaya ka napatanung ng walang kwentang tanong? Tsaka ano ang inaasahang mong sagottt sa ganitong tanung ?!
(Sa isang Restaurant)
Q: Miss, masarap ba tong Sisig niyo?
A: Mam/Sir hindi po, double dead po na karne ang ginamit namin diyan, tapos bulok na po ang gulay niyan at sobrang alat ng pagkakaluto ng aming chef
Gutom ka lang ba talaga, kaya minsan ay naitatanung mo sa waiter or waitress na kumukuha ng order mo kung masarap ang ulam na sineserve nila? Inaasahan mo ba silang magsasabi ng totoo at siraan ang kanilang establishment?
Q: Nasan ka na ba?
A: Teka malapit na ko.
Huluuuuul, malapit daw.. Pero seryosong usapan pag tinanung kayo ng "nasan na kayo?", inaasahan ng kausap niyo kung nasaang lokasyon na kayo, hindi kung gaano kayo kalapit o kalayo sa kanya.
Q: Nasan si Pedro?
A: Nasa puso ko!
G*go ka pag binuksan ko puso mo at wala si Pedro jan... Kasi naman minsan nagmamadali kang malaman kung nasan ang hinahanap mo tapos sasagutin ka ng ganyan. Maiinis ka talaga eh.
Q: Bakit mo natanung?
A: Wala lang :P
BAKIIIIT NGAAAAA?! Pwede bang "wala lang" ni hindi ko nga sure kung valid na answer sa ganitong tanung ang "wala lang". Tinatamad ka ba magpaliwanag o nahihiya ka?!
Q: Tatapusin ko ba ng maayos ang blog entry na to?
A:
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
Monday, 7 May 2012
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Jedi Cat battles Dog!
They usually compare cats with ninjas, but this one is different. Watch how this jedi cat fends of a dog using lightsaber!
Darth Maul's pet? I think so too!
Sunday, 6 May 2012
My Top 10 Chuck Norris Funniest Facts
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is not lifting himself up, he's just pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, You answer the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won the American Idol using sign languages only
Chuck Norris won the World Series Poker using Pokemon Cards
Chuck Norris will never have a Heart attack, his heart is not nearly foolish to attack him
When Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, there would be no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists using 2 bullets, the first bullet was a warning shot
When it rains, Chuck Norris does not get wet, the rain gets Norrised
When Chuck Norris cries.. 124haosbfjka[02ru
Hey You! I just round house kicked the one typing this blog entry and slammed his face on the keyboard. Fool was trying to tell everyone that i cry?! You better shut your browser now or i'll get out from your monitor and smack the facts out of your eyes..
-Norris
(facts source: chucknorrisfacts.com)
Rene Higuita the "Chuck Norris" of Goalkeeping
This move right here is called the "SCORPION SAVE"! Who's the man behind it?
His name is Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, a Colombian football goalkeeper nick-named as the "Mad Man" If you check out his other videos you'll see how he got the moniker.
This man already retired from football 2yrs ago, but he left some kick-ass and wild plays. Back in his days Higuita do not only defend the goal but also attacks and scores! But what really made him famous is this move right here, which he did in a friendly game in 1995 against England.
Yawning is Contagious; Fact or Myth?
Yawning is the involuntary act of simultaneous inhalation of some amount of air accompanied by stretching of the eardrums and followed by exhalation of breath.
We yawn when we're sleepy, tired, cold, or just brick bored! But the real reason for yawning is still a mystery, some theories indicate that we yawn to cool of our brain, some say that we yawn because of we need more oxygen in our body, and some say it is due to neurochemical changes in the brain.
Is yawning contagious?
Most of scientific journals, and articles tells that yawning is contagious in fact among the animals that yawns they say that only chimpanzees, dogs and humans are the species that were observed to have this behavior. Just seeing a picture of someone yawning, thinking of yawning, or even reading the word "yawning" (which i have already mentioned a lot) can already make you yawn. * Que your yawn here* So why does this phenomenon occur, some scientists say that you have the tendency to yawn whenever you see someone yawn is a sign of empathy, yawning promotes social bonding with other people as if you're saying :: "Yes i feel tired too" after a long day of work. They say it's just like contagious laughing and crying. So next time don't be shy to yawn in front of others, promote a social bond with others :))
How many times did you yawn while reading this?
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Babies Born with Teeth
Did you know that for every 4000 babies born, 2 of them have teeth already?
These are called "Natal Teeth", they could be extra teeth or just ordinary baby teeth. The reason for this to occur is not yet clear. 85% of all natal teeth are lower central incisors, 11% are upper incisors, 3% are lower canine and molars, and 1% are upper canines and molars. Breastfeeding can be difficult since babies have the tendency to bite while sucking. Ouch!
Sadly, in the old days; babies born with tooth/teeth were killed because they were thought to be demons!
Good thing that this do not happen anymore today.
This is just as surprising as when we told you that mosquitos have teeth!
What Type of Zombies Filipinos Would Be?
Lagi nalang nilang sinasabi babangon din si JUAN sa hukay na kinakasadlakan niya. Pano kung bilang isang zombie pala babangon si JUAN??
Kung isang araw biglang magiging ala "zombie land" ang Pilipinas eto ang mga aasahan mong uri ng zombies na makikita mo:
1. Tamad na zombie..
Sila yung dating kaya naman magtrabaho pero piniling manlimos, ayun hanggang sa reanimation nila nakaladlad pa din ang palad at magpapaawa lang para ipakain mo ang sarili mo. Mag aattempt silang alugin ang sasakyan mo pero pag kinatok mo ang binatana mo ok na, aalis na sila. Minsan may dala din silang baby zombies na cute pero ang gusto lang nila ay maawa ka at buksan mo ang bintana.
2. Adik na zombie..
Walangya, eto yung mga sabog na sabog sa bato bago maging zombies, nakatulala lang to pag nasalubong mo, namumula pa ang mata. Wag mo nalang istorbohin kasi hanggang reanimation eh lutang pa din yang mga yan. Pero mag ingat pag ikaw ang napagbalingan ng mga to naku po, sangkatutak na bala ang kailangan mo para mapatumba sila. Zombie na manhid pa sa pagkahigh, redundant na yun!
3. Mayayaman na zombie..
Sila naman yung mga dating nakatira sa mansyon pero minalas na maging zombie. Sa kanilang reanimation madalas silang matagpuan sa Gloryeta, Shang, at Starbucks, kung dudungisan mo sarili mo di ka nila papansinin, lalong di ka nila hahabulin no! Pero siguro susubukan ka nilang offeran ng malaking halaga para ipakain mo sarili mo sa kanila. Choose wisely!!
4.Middle Class na zombie..
Sila naman yung normal na mamamayang Pilipino, Nako eto hahabulin ka niyan, pero 8hrs lang sila magttry na manghabol tas kanya kanya na munang uwi, kadalasan sila yung nsa LRT (pinakamarami sa EDSA at MONUMENTO station). Wag na wag kang dadaan sa harap nila kung nakabihis Politiko ka dahil di ka nila titigilan. Sisiguraduhin nilang magiging laman tiyan ka nila.
5. Batang hamog na zombie..
Eto ang isa sa mga delikado na makasalubong mo, mala ninja, eh panu ba naman nung bago maging zombie sila yung tumatalon sa may bakod ng mrt para lang matakbuhan ang kanilang mga pinagnakawan. Itago ang mamahaling jewelries o kahit na anong makinang na bagay or i-lock ng maigi ang sasakyan pag dadaan ka sa may Makati area at Cubao area.
6. Yung mga nakapila sa will time big time araw araw at iba pang game shows Zombie
Lakaran mo lang, wag mo na titigan o pansinin, di ka naman papansinin ng mga yan kasi excited pa din sila makita si Bossing Vic at Willie. Nag aabang pa rin sila kung mabubunot ba sila para mag laro sa Baliktaran or Pinoy Henyo.
7. Med students na Zombie
Wahahahaha isa pa tong redundant, pano hindi pa man sila nagiging zombie para na silang mga zombies kung kumilos. Lethargic na tong mga to pag nareanimate sila. Sa sobrang puyat kakaaral di na nila inisip kumain kaya ayun hanggang sa pagiging zombie hindi na rin kumakain. Pero wag ka alam na alam nila ang Anatomy mo kaya pag napagtripan kang kainin alam na alam nila ang masasarap na parte mo. DAFUQ
8. Facebook at Twitter Addicts na Zombie
Eto IMBA, iuupdate nila ang twitter accounts nila at facebook accounts nila kung anu na ginagawa nila mapa hinahabol ka, kinakain ka, at kung ano ano pang non-sense. Nakalagay din ang kanilang location at nakacheck - in sa fb nila. Mabilis gumawa ng horde ang mga to kasi isang tweet, tag, at status update lang alam na nila kung saan may potential na makakain. AT PUTAN**** hanggang reanimation nagsesend pa din ng requests sa mga games nila..
9. Politiko na Zombie
Mabait sila pag malapit na ang Eleksyon kaya pwede mo silang lapitan at hinding hindi ka nila tatakutin, pero pag tapos na eh ayan bayad ka na ng Tax, kakainin ka na nila.
10. Artista na Zombie
Eto na ang pagkakataon mo! Minsan ka lang habulin ng artista! Sulitin mo na! Iwasan mo lang makagat baka masyado kang matuwa na hinahabol ka ni Anne, Solenn, at Georgina para sa iyong laman yun nga lang LITERAL na LAMAN. Ayun yung napapabalitang bakla na artista lalaki pa din ang appetite. LOL
11. Aktibista na Zombie
Matitibay din mga to, kahit sa initan o sa ulan hahabulin ka niyan, ang malala pa sanay sa tear gas at bala ng baril mga yan. Di matitinag, pursigido at siyempre GUTOM.
12. NINONG MANNY na Zombie
Shit imba cardio niyan wala kang pag asa! Pero religious person yan kaya baka mapakiusapan mo kung sakaling maging flesh eating zombie siya.
Iilan lang yan sa mga naiisip ko na masasalubong mo pag nagkaroon ng Zombie Apocalypse sa Pinas, sa totoo lang napakarami pang pwede idagdag kaso tatamarin ka na magbasa. Sa totoo lang ngayon pa lang mappredict mo na ang magiging itsura ng bansa natin pag minalas na magkatotoo ang zombie apocalypse na yan.
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Pero syempre kahit anong trahedya, Zombie Apocalypse would be More Fun in The Philippines! :)
P.S. ang nilalaman ng blog entry na to ay purong pansariling saloobin at katuwaan lang walang balak makasakit ng kapwa.
Friday, 4 May 2012
Coach Punches His Player
Down 2-0 the Fiorentia coach Delio Rossi decided to field in Ruben Olivera for Mid Fielder Serbian Ljajic.
As Ljajic approaches the dug out he sarcastically applauded his coach, this started the ala UFC fiasco when suddenly Rossi jumped into the dug out and attacked his player trying to land some awesome hammer fist!
The game ended in a 2-2 draw, coach Rossi got fired by team owner Andrea Dalle Valle. Rossi told Dalle Valle that he was ready to apologize.
Food that does not spoil!
Did you know that the only food that does not spoil is HONEY?
Yup! Pooh may perish but the honey wont :))
You can store honey in an extremely hot environment and not worry if it will perish. In fact archaeologists found edible honey in egyptian tombs! This is because when a Pharaoh dies, they place their valued belongings in their tomb and honey is one of their treasures.
Thursday, 3 May 2012
Up to 99% off on Pisobid.com? FACT!
WHAT IS PISO BID?
Pisobid is an online auction/shopping site that allows consumers to save from 50% to a whopping 99% on the featured product! If this already shocks you, wait till you see someone win smartphone or an original LV bag for only PHP30.00 which is equivalent to less than a dollar! They also allow you to purchase items from a lower price! WOW!
So how does it work?
Their auctions can be found at www.pisobid.com
Each item will start at a 1 peso price (PISO) Php 1.00
The price goes up by one centavo Php 0.01 for each click/bid by a person
So it will take 100 bids for the price to go up to Php 2.00! << hell this is still pretty cheap for the price of an iPhone! WOW!
There will be a timer for every item e.g 2:45:00 (hrs:mins:secs)
When the timer reach 0:00:00 it will start a 5, 8, 10 or 15seconds timer (varies), like in the old fashioned auction where they say " going once twice sold!"
You can click bid as long as you have your bid points, (which can be purchased)
*They also give free bidpoints! if you are subscribed to their email announcements
When the second timer reaches 0 secs the word "Sold" will appear, the last person to click bid will automatically win the bidding! :)
For more info: www.pisobid.com
See how easy it goes!
But is this site for real? is it a scam? is it just another traffic generating site that fools you to click on things?
At first i was skeptical about the site, because why would somebody give away expensive items for a low cost?
So i registered (i just linked my facebook account! very easy), tried to see why they have been very popular to date. Upon registration i got 5 free bids, i used the bids and failed. One night when i checked my email i found out that they gave away 10 free bids to random users, i was one of the lucky users to receive. It was around 2am when i was reviewing for a test the next day, when i tried to use my bids again, there was this Php 500.00 STARBUCKS gift card up for grab and the second countdown timer was up, i think it was an 8sec. timer, I WON on my fourth attempt to click on the bid button. I won a gift cheque worth Php 500.00 for only Php1.87 wow! so i processed and claimed my prize, paid through 7/11 for it to be processed and within a week i got my Gift card :)
So there you go! visit www.pisobid.com and find out more about this amazing site and why they are the number 1 entertainment shopping site on the net!!
This site is 100% FACT!
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Smart People Have More Zinc and Copper in Their Hair
Smart People Have More Zinc and Copper in Their Hair
Some scientists say that smart people retain more zinc and copper and that allows their brain to make connections or allow faster electric transfer of nerves and neurons.
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Penguin's Poop Seen from Space!
Researches are now trying to track down Emperor penguins in Antarctica by using satellite images!How?
According to Peter Fretwell the ice surrounding the penguins are stained brown because they stay on the same spot for a long period of time and in large groups, making their excrement stand out in space!
Currently, they have already found 10 new colonies of penguins because of the smelly pile of poop that makes them popular from space!
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
Another Shirt Up for Grab! Win a Free shirt!
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Get a chance to win this shirt! Enter the raffle below and follow the instructions!
Every followed instruction will earn you a raffle entry!
Every followed instruction will earn you a raffle entry!
Dog Guards Owner's Bike! WATCH VIDEO
This is one of China's newest celeb! A golden retriever that guards his owner's bike while he does some shopping! After that watch how the dog climbs the back of the bike and barks as if saying "Leggo!"
Sentence that uses every letter in english language!
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language
CHECK IT OUT :P
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