When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is not lifting himself up, he's just pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, You answer the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won the American Idol using sign languages only
Chuck Norris won the World Series Poker using Pokemon Cards
Chuck Norris will never have a Heart attack, his heart is not nearly foolish to attack him
When Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, there would be no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists using 2 bullets, the first bullet was a warning shot
When it rains, Chuck Norris does not get wet, the rain gets Norrised
When Chuck Norris cries.. 124haosbfjka[02ru
Hey You! I just round house kicked the one typing this blog entry and slammed his face on the keyboard. Fool was trying to tell everyone that i cry?! You better shut your browser now or i'll get out from your monitor and smack the facts out of your eyes..
-Norris
(facts source: chucknorrisfacts.com)
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