Norris Strikes Again

This is our 9gag version of our previous Norris post

Jedi Cat battles Dog!

They usually compare cats with ninjas, but this one is different. Watch how this jedi cat fends of a dog using lightsaber! 

Darth Maul's pet? I think so too!

My Top 10 Chuck Norris Funniest Facts

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is not lifting himself up, he's just pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, You answer the wrong phone.

Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris won the American Idol using sign languages only

Chuck Norris won the World Series Poker using Pokemon Cards

Chuck Norris will never have a Heart attack, his heart is not nearly foolish to attack him 

When Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, there would be no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists using 2 bullets, the first bullet was a warning shot

When it rains, Chuck Norris does not get wet, the rain gets Norrised

When Chuck Norris cries.. 124haosbfjka[02ru

  Hey You! I just round house kicked the one typing this blog entry and slammed his face on the keyboard. Fool was trying to tell everyone that i cry?! You better shut your browser now or i'll get out from your monitor and smack the facts out of your eyes..

-Norris


(facts source: chucknorrisfacts.com)

Rene Higuita the "Chuck Norris" of Goalkeeping

This move right here is called the "SCORPION SAVE"! Who's the man behind it? 

  His name is Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, a Colombian football goalkeeper nick-named as the "Mad Man" If you check out his other videos you'll see how he got the moniker.

  This man already retired from football 2yrs ago, but he left some kick-ass and wild plays. Back in his days Higuita do not only defend the goal but also attacks and scores! But what really made him famous is this move right here, which he did in a friendly game in 1995 against England.

Yawning is Contagious; Fact or Myth?

  Yawning is the involuntary act of simultaneous inhalation of some amount of air accompanied by stretching of the eardrums and followed by exhalation of breath.

  We yawn when we're sleepy, tired, cold, or just brick bored! But the real reason for yawning is still a mystery, some theories indicate that we yawn to cool of our brain, some say that we yawn because of we need more oxygen in our body, and some say it is due to neurochemical changes in the brain.

Is yawning contagious?

  Most of scientific journals, and articles tells that yawning is contagious in fact among the animals that yawns they say that only chimpanzees, dogs and humans are the species that were observed to have this behavior. Just seeing a picture of someone yawning, thinking of yawning, or even reading the word "yawning" (which i have already mentioned a lot) can already make you yawn. * Que your yawn here* So why does this phenomenon occur, some scientists say that you have the tendency to yawn whenever you see someone yawn is a sign of empathy, yawning promotes social bonding with other people as if you're saying :: "Yes i feel tired too" after a long day of work. They say it's just like contagious laughing and crying. So next time don't be shy to yawn in front of others, promote a social bond with others :))

How many times did you yawn while reading this?

Babies Born with Teeth

Did you know that for every 4000 babies born, 2 of them have teeth already?

These are called "Natal Teeth", they could be extra teeth or just ordinary baby teeth. The reason for this to occur is not yet clear. 85% of all natal teeth are lower central incisors, 11% are upper incisors, 3% are lower canine and molars, and 1% are upper canines and molars. Breastfeeding can be difficult since babies have the tendency to bite while sucking. Ouch!

Sadly, in the old days; babies born with tooth/teeth were killed because they were thought to be demons!

Good thing that this do not happen anymore today.

This is just as surprising as when we told you that mosquitos have teeth!

Coach Punches His Player

Down 2-0 the Fiorentia coach Delio Rossi decided to field in Ruben Olivera for Mid Fielder Serbian Ljajic.

As Ljajic approaches the dug out he sarcastically applauded his coach, this started the ala UFC fiasco when suddenly Rossi jumped into the dug out and attacked his player trying to land some awesome hammer fist!

The game ended in a 2-2 draw, coach Rossi got fired by team owner Andrea Dalle Valle. Rossi told Dalle Valle that he was ready to apologize.

Food that does not spoil!

Did you know that the only food that does not spoil is HONEY?

Yup! Pooh may perish but the honey wont :))

You can store honey in an extremely hot environment and not worry if it will perish. In fact archaeologists found edible honey in egyptian tombs!  This is because when a Pharaoh dies, they place their valued belongings in their tomb and honey is one of their treasures. 

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Smart People Have More Zinc and Copper in Their Hair

Smart People Have More Zinc and Copper in Their Hair

Some scientists say that smart people retain more zinc and copper and that allows their brain to make connections or allow faster electric transfer of nerves and neurons.

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Penguin's Poop Seen from Space!

Researches are now trying to track down Emperor penguins in Antarctica by using satellite images!

How?

According to Peter Fretwell the ice surrounding the penguins are stained brown because they stay on the same spot for a long period of time and in large groups, making their excrement stand out in space!

Currently, they have already found 10 new colonies of penguins because of the smelly pile of poop that makes them popular from space!

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Coconut Water Can be Used as Substitute for Blood Plasma

  Coconut tree is called tree of life because of the many products and by-products it can provide from its different part. Its fruit can provide you food, water, source of oil and can serve as flotation device, but do you know that the water from a young coconut fruit can be used as substitute (in emergencies) to Blood Plasma?

Coconut water (not the milk) is the purest liquid only second to water. It is a very potent source of electrolytes and natural sugar. It is also isotonic and its pH is also quite similar to human blood.

In fact during wartime this procedure is commonly observed, many soldiers survived because of emergency transfusion using coconut water as substitute for intravenous plasma.

Blood plasma is straw-colored liquid component of our blood in which blood cells are suspended. It is 93% water and 7% dissolved proteins, glucose, clotting factors.. etc.

Another reason to call the coconut tree the TREE OF LIFE!

Best Google Game as of Late

Type Zerg Rush on your Google search engine, wait for it! START SHOOTIN THOSE ZERGS :))

Try this one!

The length of your thumb is the same with ythe length of your nose! Try it yourself!

RHINOTILLEXOMANIA is the medical condition to describe NOSE PICKING MADNESS

Gold Digger! Man who mines on the streets of NYC!

A 43 year old man named Raffi Stepanian makes his own living by looking for discarded gold and gemstones on the Diamond District of New York.

Mr. Stepanian earns almost 500$ a week by thoroughly collecting dust, gold, and gemstones stucked in the pavements of NYC streets! 


His tools: Butter knife , tweezers and a styro cup!



Now that's one real Gold Digger ;)

Fact!

Do you know that WARM water will freeze faster than COLD water?

This effect is known as the "Mpemba effect", although this observation is proven to be true there is still no scientific explanation for this phenomenon. This effect is named after Erasto Mpemba, he was able to observe this effect while trying to freeze ice cream mix. He was able to observe that the hot icecream mix froze faster than its cold counter part.. DAFACT IS THAT?! :)